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Received from a co-worker of mine. It sounds hilarious and would be worth a laugh
The subject simply said, "The Little Girl Knows It All"
It, in a way, symbolizes the beauty of "Curiosity"

 



The Little Girl Knows It All (Author: Unknown)


"The Little Girl Knows It All" It symbolizes the curiosity.

A little girl and her mother were shopping. She then asks her mother, "How old are you, Mommy?"
Mommy says, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this when you get older."
The little girl then asks, "Mommy how much do you weigh?"
Mommy replies, "You'll also learn this when you're older, women do not discuss their weight."
The girl is still wanting to know more asks, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get divorced?"
Mommy says, "Honey, I told you that I would discuss that with you when you are old enough."

Next day at school, the little girl tells her girlfriend about the questions she asked her Mommy. She could not understand why her Mommy would not answer her questions.
The girlfriend tells her to sneak into her Mommy's purse and look at her driver's license. "It's just like a report card, it tells you everything."
The next week, the little girl and her Mommy are shopping. The little girl tells her Mommy, "I know how old you are. You're 35." The Mom is shocked.
Then the girl says, "And I know how much you weigh.You weigh 145 pounds." The Mommy replies, "How do you know this information, I didn't tell you?"
The little girl says, "I just know. I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
The Mom asks, "Why?" in disbelief. The little girl smiles and says, "Because you got an 'F' in sex.
Moral of the story:
Do not lose your sense of curiosity. Imagine what curiosity could do. Feed kids, as much as you feed your own, curiosity.



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